french for douchebag

WTF (where's the feta?)

LMFAO (love my feta and olives)

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

GETTING OLDER IS CRAZY CAUSE YOU JUST START THINKING DIFFERENTLY OUT OF NOWHERE

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

him being rougher than usual after a long day, but you remain gentle in response. his hips crash into yours, but you just cradle his face and brush the hair out of his eyes. he bites your shoulder and you kiss his forehead. he pins your hands and your legs hug his waist.