I Call It Meme-Therapy

There is no revenge, you will never hear from me again

just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

age doesnt define maturity, some people will never grow up

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

I need the days to have more hours, it's not like I'd do anything useful with them I would just waste my time but still

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.