Tea & Biscuits

let fat girls sit in your lap

Let fat girls sit on your face

she's my trophy mutual

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

sometimes my cock is big sometimes my cock is small. i contain multitudes

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too

btw you’re missing someone who knows exactly how to contact you

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “don’t wanna bother you” kinda person

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate