Descent into Fandom

happy pride month from your favourite bisexual emperor

this is the face of an excellent eunuch

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made an excellent point

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

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Evolutionary divergence occurred roughly around the time comics lore trickled into the mainstream and people began to learn about fem!Loki. Your reaction to woman Loki determined everything from that point, I think. The entire arc of your life stretched out before you then

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

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I never use Tumblr anymore but literally everyday that I login this has new interaction