Pocket Worthy

i literally never skipped school before… imma try to do it tomorrow 😵

yall im actually shooken tf up right now. ok so i planned to skip school today and i was gonna do that by not actually getting on the bus. i walked to the bustop and kinda hid behind a bush 😭 i started walking back to my house throught the woods so nobody would see me and my mom was driving her car BY the woods and she saw me 😱 then she was like “you dont have to skip school just stay home. just ask next time” so she just drove me home and im sitting in my room wondering why i exist 😐

This loser can’t even skip school right LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Got the job but I hate it. Oh well.

@candiikismet

YESSSSSSSSS!!! I love this maaaaaaaaan! He is everything I need.

I am tired lmao

What the fuck

I hop back onto Tumblr for two seconds and find out Trudeau is a white-passing PoC

This is extra cute until a spider drops on your face while your sleeping.