my food in the microwave

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@nathapon

God just,,,, fuckin mushrooms man, y’know?? Just fuckignnn amazing little,,,,,,,, fung i,.,,..,,, tiny bitches with hats..,,……,,,,,,., goddamn epic

Lesbians: Fuckery runs in our blood.

I LOVE THESE FELLAS SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ .・゜゜・　　・゜゜・． ｡･ﾟﾟ･　　･ﾟﾟ･｡ sleepy lavender dream girl ｡･ﾟﾟ･　　･ﾟﾟ･｡ .・゜゜・　　・゜゜・． ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

let me get one thing fucking straight. im fucking maniacal. im absolutely frantic. im mad-dog. im berzerk . im going wild, fucking insane. im a cycle path. i wake up at 11:30 and drink flat mountain dew. yall actually chew your spaghetti? weak. pathetic. ugly. i swallow it down my slipery gullet like its nothing. i go to kung fu lessons on tuesday and saturday so i can kick your ass. i flung myself into a nyquil-induced 5-hour nap at 2:00 pm and when i woke up i couldnt see so i just went back to bed and when i woke up it was next week

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time