OKAY… THIS LOOKS BAD.

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

It's actually very nourishing to a grocery store to have a panic attack inside one. To a grocery store a panic attack is like vitamins. It's how they stay healthy.

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

you'd think "altoid" was an internet insult for people who like alternative music but it's a mint

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?