I don’t wike it

Peter: Brown haired, tall, edgy, M.J.....

Tony: YOUR BLOOD TYPE PETER

Peter: oh....

Peter: *looks at stab wound*

marvel: hey if u didn’t think natasha’s death was sad enough here’s one where she gets shot multiple times first! :D

Shuri, visibly annoyed:

Peter: No, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

Heimdall is so underrated literally the only asguardian with more than one brain cell at ALL times

Normal sane people: Oh yay! Another marvel movie! I can’t wait to see spider-man post-endgame :) The legacy lives on!

Me: Tony...? Tony where u at? TONY??? MR STARK WHERE ARE U???????? Does it have tony? Is my tony boy in this movie? Can my tony boy be in this movie p l e a s e WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE

*watches FFH*

Yet again, normal sane people: Ooo look there’s a montage of all the dead characters, so nice :’)

Us: Tony needs to get back from space and save everyone!

Russos: Okay Tony’s gonna get RIPPED!

Us: :D

Expectation:

Reality:

dr strange, an actual neurosurgeon:

immediately after the leg gets cut off, you would probably feel the pain because of your pain receptors near what’s left of your leg. after healing, some people may continue to experience phantom pain. this post-amputation phenomenon stems from the spinal chord and brain.

peter: *completely bamboozled*

Seems like a thousand years ago

I was in primary school,

Iron man was just released,

Everyone thought he was cool

He fought his way out

Of that dark, dingy cave

“Don’t waste your life stark”

Strong words that Yinsen gave

He revised his suit,

Named it Mark 2

With help from Jarvis and Dum-E

Started his thrusters and flew

The second movie was nice

Was about some man and his bird

Romanoff and Rhodes kicked his ass

Vanko got what he deserved

The Avengers were formed

To stop Loki’s killing spree

Tony sent the nuke into wormhole

That was the start of his PTSD

In Iron man 3,

Pepper kept herself protected

But what matters most is Harley

Cos they were cOnNecTeD

In Age of Ultron

He knew he had to create Vision

“That up there, that’s the end game”

And that was his new mission

Earth’s best defender

Tried to sign the accords

For the safety and security of civilians

And what did he get as his reward?

He found out how his parents died

Murdered, by James Buchanan Barnes

Cap decided to keep it a secret

To protect Bucky from harm

Betrayed and enraged,

They fought, just as Zemo had wanted

“MY FATHER MADE THAT SHIELD”

With that, The Avengers were divided

In Spider-man homecoming

He fathered Peter Parker,

Made a suit, took it back,

THEN gave it back to that little f**ker

All’s well for a while

Then hulk comes crashing in

THANOS IS COMING

Things start to turn grim

The visions that kept recurring

Keeping him awake from dusk till dawn

They all came true and with that one snap

His dear Spiderling was gone

He got saved from space

His world went up in a fire

“Tony, I need you to focus” “And I needed you”

“No trust, Liar”

5 years go by,

He moves on with his life

Has a new house, some alpacas

Finally takes Pepper as his wife

There’s a knock on the door

It’s Ant Man and captain

“We need your help with time travel”

Aw shit, here we go again

He rejected it at first

He’s got a daughter to care for, right?

But then he saw Peters picture

And invented time travel overnight

The hero’s retrieved the stones,

But his uneasiness lingers,

Because he knew what was coming

When Dr Strange lifted that finger

My hero was Iron Man

A great friend, dad and husband

You can rest now Tony Stark

I love you 3000

*Disclaimer: I would rly appreciate if you don’t plagiarise this! Please give me credit, thank you. (Reblogs are ok ofc)

Shuri: You just called Mr Stark dad; you said thanks, dad.

Peter: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Tony, internally crying tears of happiness but acting chill: Do you see me as a father figure, underoos?

Peter: you’re not tony

*grabs mysterio by the neck, destroying the illusion*