✎...plotting

ok sO BASICALLY I WANT A M/M ROOMMATES PLOT. LIKE ONE FUCKER PUTS AN AD IN A NEWSPAPER AND THE OTHER FUCKER RESPONDS AND THEY MEET AND LIKE THEY DO LITTLE THINGS THAT ANNOY EACH OTHER LIKE BRING GIRLS HOME AND SMOKE DOPE IN THE BATHROOM SO THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF AND THE ENTIRE BUILDING HAS TO EVACUATE AND HAVE CUTE MOVIE NIGHTS AND NIGHTS WHERE ONE OF THEM TRIES TO COOK AND THEY SAY EFF IT AND ORDER PIZZA AND THEY SLOWLY BECOME CLOSER TILL SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ONE OF THEM AND HE GETS SHITFACED DRUNK SO WHEN HE GETS A CALL, THE OTHER GOES TO PICK HIM UP AND TAKE CARE OF HIM AND THE DRUNK ONE KISSES HIM AND THEN PASSES OUT AND FORGETS ALL ABOUT IT AND IDK IM RAMBLING PLS DO THIS WITH ME

a plot where muse a and muse b happen to be neighbors and one night muse a cooks all a perfect meal that took them like 4 hours and they arranged the table all nice and stuff and there’s wine for the occasion and they end up getting stood up by their date or boyfriend and meanwhile muse b is like out of toilet paper or something so they knock on muse a’s door and notice they’re upset and they notice untouched food on the table so she like come inside and sit at the table and just start digging in and muse a doesn’t even care they are just like whatever but basically it becomes a regular occasion and muse b always comes over with a bottle of wine and muse a cooks and this weird casual relationship of some sort blossoms except they aren’t labeling it as dating idk i kinda want this 

pls i want to do m is secretly an underground fighter and f is a nurse. m and f live next to each other in their apartment building and always pass each other but never acknowledge each other because f is too scared and m is generally disinterested. then one morning f gets a knock at her door and it’s m’s mom, who came in to surprise him, but he isn’t answering his door, so f hosts m’s mom for a few hours until m comes home. then m’s mom raves about f and how amazing she is and when she leaves, m comes over to f’s to thank her and finally notices how pretty she is and asks her on a date. f accepts but is still sorta scared of m and they go on the date and f slowly warms up to m and they go on more dates and then m has to break it to little caring nervous f that he’s a fighter and !!! !!!!

i’ve always wanted to a plot where a small group of people in their mid 30s meets up in their high-school/college reunion and after it’s all over they go home… and wake up the following day as the teenagers/young adult version of themselves and quickly realize they’ve been thrown back in time.

a “you’re my best friend but please be my fake boyfriend for my family Christmas party you’ll get free food and we’ll be at a nice cabin but my family always asks why I don’t have a boyfriend and I need this from you shit we slept together this is awkward” 1x1

someone give me a plot surrounding two witches (of any gender) that have been on-again, off-again lovers for centuries. We can decide their starting point, it could be the Salem witch trials, or maybe the French Revolution. Whatever it is, these two have lived through some of history’s greatest moments, but not always side by side. As time goes by, they have fights and go their separate ways, yet always find their way back to each other. Here’s the only problem: they never had to hide their powers until now. With social media, anything they do that’s obvious would put them in danger. Now they need each other as they try to live rather inconspicuous lives in order to survive.

childhood best friends slash roommates who get immensely drunk one night and have sex and then just continue to keep doing it because that’s the only way they think they can have each other. spoiler: they’re both in love with each other and have been for years, but don’t wanna say shit about it because they’re afraid of losing each other. cue angst.

okay but a f/f plot where muse a is expected to marry a guy she can’t stand in order to please her parents who are well known politicians, but muse a has been in love with muse b, her best friend since forever. muse a’s parents have no idea their daughter is bi and muse a can’t come out because it will “ruin” her parent’s careers and muse b has to sit by and watch the love of her life get engaged to a super douche. and muse a still tells muse b how much she loves her and it’s heartbreaking and angst. omg someone give this to me

a modern day tangled plot where muse a is the local bad boy — who has quite possibly one of the worst reputations to ever exist, and is known for his thievery, and also for his incredible ability to spend almost every single night of his life at the local police station for one wrongdoing or another — and muse b is the sheltered daughter of an extremely overprotective mother, who literally allows her to do nothing, or go anywhere by herself. muse b constantly dreams of getting to do all the things that other teenagers are doing, such as drinking and going to parties and falling in love, but she’s far too scared of her mother to ever do anything even slightly rebellious. however one night, after a house burglary that goes wrong, muse a is on the run and stumbles upon muse b’s house, which appears empty at a first glance. it isn’t though, and muse b is actually home alone, while her mother is out somewhere. muse b is instantly in awe of muse a, especially after he’s forced to explain just why he’s ended up in her house (( because of the failed burglary )) and she attempts to befriend him, though muse a wants nothing to do with her, and is planning to make a quick escape — right up until muse b turns out to not be as fragile and innocent as she originally appeared, and threatens to hand muse a into the police unless he takes her away from her usual life of order and rules, and shows her a wild night she won’t forget.

give me a plot where muse a is this mega-famous movie star filming their 1000th lead role, and the muse b’s an extra for the same movie and this is their first paid role and while there are all these rumors that muse a is dating their costar or a pop star or something, muse a’s real object of affection is muse b, who they’ve been secretly eyeing during all their wordless walk-ons in their scenes

like !! for a ‘we met at one of your concerts and you’re super famous and we fucked at the meet and greet once everyone was gone but now you’re asking to see me again and fly me out to these incredible locations but i’ve actually got a boyfriend and he doesn’t know about any of this. are you sure that the paps won’t see us?’

ok but,,, i want a “ i didn’t tell my family that we broke up & they keep pressuring me to bring u home for the holidays, so can u pretend u don’t hate me & come with me ? “ kind of plot pls give me

CAN I GET A BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS PLOT ?? like not even an instant one, but like one with the gradual build up. like MUSE A comes to them after a fight with their significant. MUSE B knocks on their window after a horrible date. no one gets me like you. inside jokes no one understand. maybe even a secret handshake ?? just chemistry so strong it melts your heart. so innocent & pure. bonus points if people used to say they’d get married one day and they both laughed at the idea. but here they are. laughing about what their lives have become. how at the end of the day they’ve always had each other. and now they can’t help but wonder.

gimme a plot where they’re both innocent virgins and are super understanding  and get shy when things get .. intimate .. and there’d be a lot of fluff and awkward moments and little peck kisses aND AW

✎… a plot where muse a and muse b were in a pen pal school thingy (where kids from different states/countries have to keep sending letters to each other until the project ends or the teacher says so or something) but they actually kept mailing each other after they were supposed to stop because they really liked talking to each other??? and like they keep this for months and then years until having this pen pal is just a part of their life? and they grow up or whatever and they are like screw this i have to meet you and when they do they realize that their pen pal is actually even more charming in person !