#gay plot

Did anyone else see the trailer for Teenage Kraken, and think for the first minute and seventeen seconds this was a gay love story of a shy kraken falling in love with a super popular mermaid girl and that’s why she started turning all embaressed and falling in love that was the trigger for her kraken powers emmerging, but then she thought the mermaid girl, as well as everyone else would hate her for being a kraken and then it would be a story about the girl coming to terms with herself being a kraken and also getting to know the mermaid and thus overcoming the lies she’s ever heard about mermaid until at the end she and the mermaid girl get together, probably at a school dance because of course that’s what happens and they kiss, and it would be adorable, and I’m just saying they missed a golden story opportunity even though it’s been done to death, but that doesn’t matter cause like the thing they’re doing has been done to death to I’m just sa

okay give me a plot where your average late-twenties disappointment child who’s way too old to be unemployed and pretty much just smokes weed in his boxers at three in the afternoon is so broke he agrees to paint this middle-aged suburban dude’s guest house because it sounds like some easy cash but then he notices that the son of the dad is this cute, barely legal little thot on his summer break who likes to wear his bathing thong around the pool all hoe like and so all this guy can think about is screwing his little brains out and ends up perving on him every chance he can get and the son is totally conscious of his hoe like behaviour and basically asking for it so lo-and-behold after an afternoon of eye-fucking they end up screwing like rabbits surrounded by overturned paint tins and drop cloths and now they’re pretty much fucking every day even though he’s getting paid and supposably working ?? and of course he doesn’t want to give up his new little fuckbuddy so he tells the dad that maybe the job will take a little longer than he first thought ?? which is totally not true ?? just so he can keep sneaking around with this kid ?? whose parents btw believe is a little angel and not this horny little hoe who sluts it up with the painter every day ?? anyway that’s my speech on world peace

If a game/show/story provides me with a gay option, I WILL take it.