a fucking guy in a devil costume.

they revived pjackk like a pridemas miracle

"resurrected" is probably too strong a word for what's happened to pjackk. he's still dead as fuck and not ok. but his corpse has drifted back to shore and we can poke it with sticks again. so there's that.

turns out resurrected was too strong of a word because they exploded his corpse again for some reason.

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

as far as i can tell from my limited knowledge on the subject, pjackk has become some sort of tumblr jesus. dying, resurrecting, and then disappearing once again into the kingdom of heaven

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

"resurrected" is probably too strong a word for what's happened to pjackk. he's still dead as fuck and not ok. but his corpse has drifted back to shore and we can poke it with sticks again. so there's that.

turns out resurrected was too strong of a word because they exploded his corpse again for some reason.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing