WHATS UP YOU DEPRESSED BASTARD

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal