Let The Fuckery Commence

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

Terry knew.

a hundred years of getting narsty

A hundred and one years of getting narsty!

A hundred and two years of getting narsty!

A hundred and three years of getting narsty!

The idea that only women can give birth is a misconception. Men can give birth too and that's a mrconception

A nonbinary person can give birth as well? I think that's a mxconception

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

@rainbowpopeworld tagged this “brain lichen, not brain rot” and it made me very happy.

my mom told me that credit card interest paid used to be tax deductible and i looked this up because it sounded totally bananas to me but apparently this used to be the case until 1986. what sort of fantasy world were baby boomers living in

i don't know how or when it happened but I've fallen in love with their silly little house without a single intact window more holes than roof and a tree growing right in the middle of it 🧡🧡🧡