sweet mother I cannot work the loom!

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

hey, don’t cry. Harry Peglar positively identified as the skeleton carrying the peglar papers, okay?

the x files creating so many timeless romantic tropes such as ‘examining each other for parasitic ice worms’ and ‘fungus hallucinations’ and ‘shooting him’ and ‘ditching her to find ufos in Antarctica’ and ‘nearly driven to murder-suicide by Christmas ghosts’ etc. etc.

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.