bite me

wanting to vent a bit/being worried about privacy will have you posting like i'm dealing with issues and problems. situations have happened to me. and there are emotions i'm experiencing about this. or not. gotta keep 'em on their toes.

you gotta moan and tell her nasty little things right into her ears in between kisses when you fuck her.

If her thighs are thick .. she’s never wrong.

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

I only see this on pinterest omg….

weekend cabin trip by the lake with s’mores and vile disgusting sex ???

the sexiest thing a man can do is make his woman’s life easier

Death doesn't scare me, but life without my hyperfixations does.

Being edged while forced to watch porn. Having to watch video after video of people cumming, all while you are continuously denied. Every time you get close to your orgasm you feel them pull away grinning as you beg and cry. Just as you get to the point where if your touched again you'll cum, they pull you onto them and push your head down to their boxers. Because if you want to cum you have to earn it.

i LIED im not horny for sex. im horny for a soft domestic life. extremely horny for stealing kisses in between cooking dinner. extraordinarily horny for curling up together and watching something funny and talking about our days. off the charts horny for having my hair played with while we snuggle

Remote controlled vibes in public sounds fun, but I think being made to wear one while we’re at home would be fun too. Having it turned on randomly throughout the day. When I’m reading, writing, doing chores, etc. them just turning it on whenever they feel like it, edging me over and over until they’ve decided I’ve been good and finally pin me down and fuck me properly