Thot Control Blog

Seriously i do not want to suck that pussy right now 🛑 stop bothering me

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

first cryptid you ever run into as a little kid is called Best Friends Older Brother

I heavily fw bro

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy