[You find metal shards embedded in your hands]

Oh yeah, I know them, we grew up together on tumblr.com

@plasmass

i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!

when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

no shes not because she cant remember shit past 2 weeks ago

good thing you wrote that down on the electronic forever word storage system you bitch

why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

shirt that says 'i do not consent to being photographed' with a qr code that takes u to a site where u download a virus that exports ur data 2 my cloud and then factory resets ur phone

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

i wont lie i miss cock and pussy on dash unprompted. you used to be able to follow someone and theyd just put cock and pussy on the dash sometimes. nothing to do with their blog they were just having a moment. because of Horny. what do you get nowadays. a measly nipple? an Adults content warning ? all because of Woke. sick and twisted.