Pixie

wydm you dont sexualize me and fantasize about fucking me raw? i thought we were mutuals

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

watching his cock twitch and leak with rock-hard anticipation when he measures it up against your lower stomach, seeing how deep he’s about to reach

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you

do girls fw obsessive guys who after just a few dates will sit at your front door and whine pathetically like a little puppy until you let him in

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life