just.

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I heard thats where they get the "G"s for cell phone service

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

Settlers of catan

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

I can’t pick a favorite

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence