It's a Long Life Full of Long Nights

who the fuck even uses "pretty boy" as an insult any more I thought we all came to the agreement that all it does is make you sound like you want to stick your tongue down the other guy's throat

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

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{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care 

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

everyone wants what Captain America: The Winter Soldier had but no one is willing to commit to a single thing established in that movie, including the guys who made it.

Something that’ll never not be funny about Winter soldier is that it was initially a very different film action wise, then the director saw The Raid, said “that’s freaking awesome,” and completely overhauled the action scenes to be more like The Raid. Which is why it has the best action scenes in Marvel.

It’s like they made a great movie on accident and then they were like “Huh well let’s never do that again!”

I hope this mcr summer is the best ever and there's no insane discourse about anything stupid and that everyone has really good cellular service everywhere in the venues and all streamers get 1000 followers before the show starts 🫡 and that everyone lives forever through the power of music and all that other gay shit amen

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

oh. I didnt realize "anti psych" meant, like, deconstructing the social hegemony of psychiatry. I said I was anti psyche because I believe in systematically destroying the soul

being a trans guy is great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchial society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer