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elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

RIP Charlie Kirk

my.marvelous wednesday powered contraption has broken down