Lipstick & Pearls

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

i would be the best dead wife ever i love to laugh while laying in bed

I keep having dreams where a painless wound in my side becomes infected and grows gradually more hollow. The surface flesh is so dry and fragile that a gentle touch can cause it to cave in, and I need to clean it and see a doctor, but I'm terrified that other people will notice, so I try to hide it as I go about my day, but the story never really resolves before I wake up. Anyway, Brad, Lindsey, you two make an unstoppable team and you have your whole lives ahead of you. Let's all raise our glasses to the happy couple 🥂

sometimes you just have to peel the entire skin off your lips because self-care

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

Companies in the 2020s: We literally need to torrent petabytes of books and research papers to train our AI models because it would be too expensive and slow to access them all legally

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter