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the long walk (2025) is like if orpheus and eurydice were allowed to walk side by side together, but eurydice sacrifices herself in order for orpheus to go home safely, so orpheus shoots hades in the head with a carbine for it

maybe I'm projecting. but I refuse to believe that Gary is cis. transfem? Yes. transmasc? Yes. nonbinary? Yes. Agender? Yes. identifying with Neo/Xenogenders? Yes. existing in any gender queer identity? Yes. Cis? literally never. it just... doesn't click. it doesn't feel right. regardless of the exact circumstances in a given reality, they gave complex feelings about gender. it's a given.

If I see a company advertising with AI, it makes me lose trust in them and the services and goods they supply. If you’re too slimy and cheap to hire a voice actor for a 15 second ad or an artist to design promotional graphics, what other corners are you cutting? There was a nurse posting pictures of the AI generated advertisement his hospital posted everywhere and he was pointing out the errors in the image like the stethoscope having two sets of earpieces and the doctor’s fingers being wrong. I think if I walked into a hospital and saw that bullshit I’d be like “They’re charging me $80k for this procedure and not paying advertising people to do their job. Are they paying custodians to do their job? What else are they cheaping out on and could it be something that kills me?”

“…to me” is one of the most powerful disclaimers we have on here… is this character analysis accurate? debatable. but it’s real… to me.

Every day I'm angry about how Yellowjackets squandered Simone Abara's potential. They're giving Jeff Sadecki complex characterization and Simone showed up for two seconds last season just to talk to Van. Her beloved politician wife killed their dog and put his head on a basement crawlspace altar. She was never real to Tai, she was all Tai ever wanted, she stayed for years without hearing a word of what happened in the woods, she knew about Van, she left the second she thought their son was in danger. She was married to the mask of a woman desperately pretending it was her real face. She should be the main character of twelve million complicated couple horror movies and, I repeat, she showed up for two seconds last season. Racism kills good storytelling. ENOUGH.

accidentally following someone and hurriedly unfollowing them invokes the same feeling to me as being a kid and accidentally talking to a complete stranger because you mistook them for your mom

snake spotted!!

you know what props to barkovitch honestly. imagine going on a death march & one of the first things that happens is that you try to join in on a joke and everyone stops laughing. i'd have crashed out way worse if i was him tbh

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

happy one year of this post. and from the bottom of my heart. i did not know what i wrought

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

fortune magazine literally keeps a running tally

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.