Plague

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

see, something like three years ago, maybe a little less, you commented on a post (or maybe sent/received an ask?) talking to maidskirt saying she's A Good People and because of that post I went and checked blog and followed and then she followbacked and that was all for like. A Year. then we messaged about something? very briefly. end of contact for Another Year. but we've exchanged discord contact some time ago and have become quite good friends for a good while and when my wife was getting kicked out of their current livingplace, that friend I'd made through your just once saying she's good people offered wife a place to stay

wife's moving on Tuesday, and finding somewhere safe for them to go would've been much harder without your unintentional help years ago. so thank you, we appreciate you friendpope 💙

Ya actually got me in tears with this ask I can barely even properly make a response it means so much to me to know my affect on others has been so positive!!!

And then you get into it and yeah he is staid and uptight as hell, but he's also a nerd none of the Primarchs particularly like? People in the books are like "shut up, Roboute, don't you have some homework to do somewhere" and he goes "Actually yes thank you for reminding me".

He'll try to be funny but then it doesn't land.

When Ferrus Manus, one of the only guys MORE staid and stoic than him, finds out from Fulgrim that Guilliman admires him greatly, he responds "It is not reciprocated"

They think he's a lame annoying doopfuck. I don't think he has a single friend amongst his brothers beyond Sanguinius and that's because Sanguinius is your default friend. He comes included when you're born as a Primarch.

With the Lion, he's agonizing over how perfectly organized his legion is, it makes him insecure. It's like watching the straight A+ honor roll student find out his classmate got an A++ and then laying his head down on his desk in class to hide the fact he's trying not to cry.

He's a dork. It's kind of great. To have this guy who looks like a male power fantasy, but he's the least fuckable man in the galaxy. If you tried to seduce him, he'd go "The color of your hair reminds me of a wheat field on a warm summer day. I need to configurate grain transport logistics. I have to go"