A Random Nerd

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

to think I would have just swiped past on mute, therefore not hearing pure unadulterated joy

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

the old friends senior dog sanctuary fan tumblr did this

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

i hate how quickly veggies go bad like not even just lettuce its like they love dying

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

PvP areas

hey why the fuck is the map like that

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

globael warming