#1 Trollhunter (2010) fan

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

Ok hold on let me google something

Let's all go to McDonald's and ask if they have the White Gilgamesh. The spirit of Enkidu will rise up from the underworld and with his rage rend the sky in two, cause mountains to shiver away in fear, dry up the canals and marshes, and split the earth into a thousand canyons!

im gonna tuch it

I don't personally find spiders cute but I understand people who do because of my deep affection for the humble lobster

I don't personally find lobsters cute but I understand people who do because of my deep affection for the glorious spider.