Here be a Goblin

Commissions open!!!

[UPDATED 17-07-2022]

I’m open for commissions indefinitely until I announce a commissions stop. I will always only accept 5 commissions at once. But if you are willing to wait, I’ll come back to you, as soon, as the 5 slots are open again.

Rules:

- payment in advance - I only accept ko-fi - I don’t draw incest/pedophilia/gore/non-con - if you want me to draw your OCs, or book characters, I need you to give me exhaustive descriptions, I can work with - I cannot draw robots (Sorry! ûu) But I can design a humanoid version of those, if you wish - I will send you the digital file via email - if you want to order a commission, you can send me an ask (also on my art blog), or contact me via IM (or discord, if you have my contacts) - these commissions are not for commercial use (including NFTs)

You can check out my art blog @meiilansnotebook for more examples. (Warning: tumblr’s new update has made half of my blog unsearchable, so you will have to scroll through the pages the old-fashioned way. Very sorry about that. ûu)

LBH shows up demon emperor mode on Qing Jing peak and instantly challenges SQQ to a duel and then goes to attack SQQ, who is freaking out and tries to defend himself... and wins.

LBH loses, he purposefully loses and is then like 'oh no Shizun has beaten me by heavenly demon customs I must now marry you, those are the rules'

SQQ is blue screening what the fuck? Protagonist sir what the fuck! I haven't beaten you WHAT DO YOU MEAN BE MY WIFE? BINGHE WHAT??

Peak lords show up see demon disciple and after dealing with widow mode SQQ whose been morning LBH are all like 'perfect loophole we can keep demon in sect this way and SQQ will finally be ok again. Yes SQQ these are the rules you must marry your demon disciple'

SQQ is bluescreening, system is congratulating him and Binghe is finding the the notebook of wedding plans he had a disciple and vibrating with joy.

Bonus

As soon as news breaks SQH has very confusing moment and MBJ standing close and one time he accidentally nudges his king MBJ is dramatically falling and demanding a wedding.

Or

Yes they can! Basking sharks feed like how a Whale shark does. They just eat so much plankton that they rarely close their mouths. They do look funny when they do though

Tseng: I find questions such as these highly unproductive, as they assume that both our SOLDIERs and the operatives from the General Affairs Department display juvenile behavior in the workplace.

*Zack appears in the background having a full on brawl with Reno and Rude*

Tseng: SOLDIER has highly trained operatives, such as Sephiroth, who take their jobs very seriously.

*Sephiroth rushes in and assists Zack in the fight*

Tseng: Not to mention that the program is headed by Director Lazard, a highly competent man who is worthy of respect.

*Lazard appears and tries to separate the fight by beating them all with a broom*

Tseng: Furthermore, the Vice President is heavily involved in the Investigation Sector's affairs, and he would never allow such a juvenile display.

*Rufus is instigating the fight by throwing gil coins into the brawl*

Tseng: Moreover, there is no hostility between the two departments whatsoever.

*Genesis and Cissnei roll by on the ground having a cat fight*

AC Rufus+Kadaj

jin zixuan doesn't throw money at his problems. he throws money at his solutions.

(or, the late valentines 2024 post!)

"Family abolition means completely removing legal ties for family units and allowing all children the choice of where they live" okay. So if I see a three-year-old throwing a fit because she doesn't want to leave the park, and I go over and tell her if she comes home with me she can stay as long as she likes and then we'll get McDonald's on the way home, that three-year-old should have the ability to make that decision? The parent or guardian has no legal recourse to stop me from taking her? Cause if the answer's no, that's not abolition, that's reform baby!

"I'm done talking about what we'll do with rapists and murderers after we abolish prisons, it's all anybody ever wants to talk about!" Well yeah man! 98% of people just interpreted your words as "we're going to let murderers roam around killing people at will"! You need to explain very clearly what plans you have that will stop them that aren't incarceration or you're not going to make any headway! And if your answer involves any form of "well of course SOME people can't be allowed total freedom" - that's not abolition, that's reform baby!

I'm not even gonna touch the number of people who think we should abolish the police and replace them with what are essentially roaming squads of vigilantes dispensing "community justice", whatever the fuck that means.

binghe: i just have to lock shizun in the water prison and he wont leave me!

sqq: [self destructs]

binghe: ... well now i just have to lock shizun up so nothing will happen to him again...!

sqq (plantzun edition): [screams in agony as his body rots right in front of binghes eyes]

binghe: THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!!!! IF I DESTROY EVERYTHING ELSE THEN SHIZUN WILL HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO BUT WITH ME!!!! RIGHT?? RIGHT!?!?????

sqq: [almost self destructs by himself. again.]

binghe:

Especially because Shen Yuan is usually at least outwardly polite to people around them while Shen Jiu is actively antagonistic. So to see Shen Yuan tripping Shang Qinghua so he face plants and seeking him out to pick fights and threaten him is like catnip to Shen Jiu. He has to get in on this

Shen Jiu forgets to fight with Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge because he and Shen Yuan are too busy batting Shang Qinghua back and forth

Liu Qingge tries to stand up for Shang Qinghua once but Mu Qingfang is like "no wait. It's enrichment for him" and sure enough Shang Qinghua is seen grinning when the Shens can't see and also actively baiting the Shens

If they leave him alone for too long he does something that gets them showing up at An Ding to chase him around the peak