at least as deep as the pacific ocean

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

HOLY SHIT

I’ve been slipping pennies into my friends pockets every time I see him for 5 full months. i’ve been waiting for him to notice and he FINALLY caught me today and he said he said the words, I am not kidding, “haha you would be a bad pick pocket” and I looked him in the eyes and said “oh YEAH?” and told him to check for two pennies in his other pocket and he did and i watched his world crumble

I think the best part about this long haul prank is the gentle “clink clink"of him rustling the pennies in mild confusion every single  time after I slip them in there

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

no offense but I refuse to let 2016 be a bad year I am expecting the best