the moon knows

je suis struggling

no one quite psychoanalyzes like daughters do when looking at their mothers

The smell of vanilla extract is not entirely unlike a sirens song

Marcus Rashford may have missed a penalty, but thousands of children were fed during the pandemic because of him and I think that’s a far greater thing to be remembered for.

had a walk now I shouldnt be insane anymore

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

"loki is the new tumblr sexyman" what's next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it's so good why does no one ever talk about it

sherlock was the worst of superwholock because the men were the ugliest. next question

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

anytime someone talks about “double texting” im just like. sorry. cant relate. every single person i actually text will receive 14 texts in a row at 11pm about whatever random thing im thinking about

i love stealing software like i know it costs $119. not for me though

me, in an old woman voice: kids these days call anything that isn’t canon or likely to be canon a crackship. back in my day, ‘crackship’ meant a ship that had no basis in canon whatsoever. like minerva mcgonagall/rabastan lestrange… or charlie weasley/salazar slytherin. real illogical shit.