Bowlcut Badass

like to charge, reblog to cast.

All dogs go to heaven. That's why, right before I die, I'm going to graft a bunch of dogs to my body

Godrick’s little known cousin, Dogrick

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

Mina gets Jonathan’s one sentence “I’m so fine and definitely not being held hostage at all” letter and is immediately like “Jonathan is a yapper, something is wrong”

i promise im done with the Grownup Movie post for now. but also im reminded of when i was like 25 i asked tumblr for book recs and got so many people recommending Percy Jackson that i was like “cool! haven’t heard of it but i’ll just buy the box set and dive in” and as soon as i saw the size of the text i knew i had been tricked

i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk