half doomed

the urge to download bad mobile games whenever you're slightly inconvenienced and on the brink of killing yourself should be studied

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

i am like the breadloser of the family

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

every time i think my sudoku skills have improved i see abominations not even god could have conceived of on the sudoku.coach homepage and i get humbled just a little