honk a dick

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

u all ever lose the ability to socialize in the middle of a convo like.... ok i’m done now there’s no more words in here brain shutting off

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden