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being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

love when mages in Skyrim are like "you cannot even conceive of the power I wield!!" like yeah bro that novice frostbite spell making me kinda fresh gonna put my mittens on

“i am a master of the arcane!” okay then why does it say novice necromancer on your health bar then?

okay but to be fair if i learned one (1) conjuration spell i would probably also start talking like that

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

thanks for ruining my post jackass

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

@hellsite-hall-of-fame look I found it

Bold of you to assume those things are mutually exclusive

so i don't think i believe in much really but if that multi timeline thing ever turns out to be true then there's definitely a timeline where i got hit by a train a few years ago which is kind of crazy

Same for me and that time I would've become roadkill if I didn't wait a second to cross the street and avoided a car speeding through a red light

Opened Paralives. Made Anders. Spitting image. I could stare at him for hours, damn.

This is unironically how I would respond to a friend telling me this tho so yeah pretty much

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.