ah shit

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What’s your most unpopular video game opinion? Go!

Videogame fanatics want videogames to be considered art but don’t want their precious medium to go through many scopes of social criticism like most forms of art.

It’s true and you should say it!

im afraid

You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.

Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer?  Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over?  Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.

bwocked. bwocked. bwocked. nyone of you awe fwee of sin

*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO

Don’t like it? Become God

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

I don’t need this energy, I need this money

the energy brings you the money

bong water is technically a tea

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

Learn how to swim Bitch

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

hey, tandem?

I’m out for the evening

ok i’ll wait

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

no

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)