rise, if you would

i took the prospects and spend the money on neet activities anyway. sophie says peer pressure things like "spend your tax return on a diavolo tapestry" and i listen to her.

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

there should be multiple ask buttons. there should be a "normal" ask button, a "sexual" ask button, and a "formal" ask button. and if you've been mutuals for a year you can access the "serene" ask button

I'm trying to learn the slightest bit of [language of country I'm visiting soon] to be polite and whatever. but holy shit language apps do NOT want to teach you verb conjugation. I'm not a toddler in an immersion environment brother i need a conjugation table

"blarghh verb conjugation table 👻" ← scariest shit ever to show to a monolingual english speaker