Manifests Gay Little Women In Your Head

im bored, rb and tell me your favorite color

Purple

If it's any consolation I'm almost 20 bodily and on top of just bodily not looking the part I went out to breakfast this morning dressed full scene. Someone a week or two ago said they thought I was like 14-15 because of my style, face and stature </3

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

I’m trying to fucking go to Pizza Hut

curious. mutuals reblog this with if you are taller or shorter than 5'7

Like half an inch shorter

Discovering a friendsys' headmate's blog and following it makes me feel like I'm collecting Slenderman's pages

Collect my friends

Collect my headmates