My Pony Has Narcolepsy

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

where the fuck did you get that

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

it's actually not possible to permanently kill a fish. if you consume a fish it creates a perfect clone of the original alive body somewhere in the world containing your exact personality traits and desires

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please