My Pony Has Narcolepsy

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

where the fuck did you get that

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

it's actually not possible to permanently kill a fish. if you consume a fish it creates a perfect clone of the original alive body somewhere in the world containing your exact personality traits and desires

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture