☾𝕗𝕦𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕘𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥☽

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

i dont "struggle" with isolation, i'm actually soooooo super fucking good at it

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

Happy Friday the 13th followed immediately by Valentine's Day to Gomez and Morticia Addams

i hate ai generated photos but especially of things that we already have hundreds of actual photos of. why would you need ai generated images of the eiffel tower people have been taking pictures of the eiffel tower since its construction. you have unlimited eiffel tower photos already. why are you making fake ones. for what purpose.

Yeah man, I’m so excited to go home. Got big plans tonight. Found a huge container of old pens and I get to test them all out and see which ones still work. Bunch of different colors too, some are sparkly and everything. It is going to be awesome.

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

i don't even particularly know where to find chatgpt which makes the fact some people use it as a search engine replacement crazy to me. i can google something by typing it into my browser bar what do you mean you think asking the genie robot is easier.

see, deep down i know that you're all talking about the gay hockey show when you shorten it to 'HR' but that does not stop my knee jerk reaction of thinking wow. what the hell is going on in that human resources department

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

How I die

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Happy Friday the 13th followed immediately by Valentine's Day to Gomez and Morticia Addams