Lets not think too deeply about it

hey. don’t cry. earl harlan on earth. okay?

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

"can you take care of this" i already did. an hour ago. i'm the fastest secretary in the west. i am the swiftest gazelle sprinting on the field of schedules and phone calls and emails. secretariat? the triple crown record holder? that was me too. seabiscuit get fucked. turning you to glue. i redid your dumbass filing system while i was at it. fuck with me

Official cannibalism post

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Please keep making art. Please make it for yourself. Please don’t let everything become even more of the same flat general appeal nonsense that doesn’t seem to have anything to say

Grace did teach Rocky swears, is the thing. When Grace starts crying in the last chapter, Rocky says, and I quote, "I haven't seen that in a long-ass time." Eridians do not have an ass. That is either an Eridian swear Grace randomly assigned an English equivalent for, or it's an English swear Rocky made up an Eridian word for.

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.