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the porn bots can't keep taking these golden urls away from us flesh n blood folk

monroe-marilyn

Margot Robbie as Barbara Millicent Roberts Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

leannes-kingdom-of-chaos

Ok but when I tell you I squealed at the accuracy to the first ever Barbie

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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

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OH MY GOD

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now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

saudadite

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

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slimegargoyle

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

transfemininomenon

trying to game with my bros but we keep getting distracted by the scent of doritos and kissing each other

watermelonmountaindew

i need to know every language immediately

beebsops

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

transfemininomenon

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

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cock-holliday

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

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emeships

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

commander-snacks

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

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