Pissedfilledkhakis

why?

Just asking. Like have you heard any war stories?

i have been in one

* salutes*

*salutes back* so your apart of the army too?

Yes. Mostly in the Lunar Army and The Crystal Resistance.

i seved them all

How long do your wars last?

4

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

happy lesbian day

The only evidence the combine has that dr kleiner exists aside from breen’s scattered memories of his time in black mesa is composed entirely of blurry surveillance footage and stool samples, which are often collected simultaneously given how fast and how frequently kleiner drops those little gumballs

They pop out of a hole cut in the back of his slacks because if it wasn’t there he would kill someone out of the stress of not having a poop hole.

so hes basically a rabbit?

He’s cisgender 😀

I swear to god this fucking blog is either deep thought out posts or just “beep boop”

my booboo

My chunky little gooey

Deformed peen😞

ma’khia bryant was a 16 year old Black girl who called the police for help as she was getting mugged but was shot and killed with no warning minutes before the verdict for derek chauvin’s case was announced. here is the official gofundme for ma’khia, organized by her family. please boost this post and donate if you can.

Bada bing

New political compass test dropped