I behave in an ordinary way

Realized that there were no versions of the actors commentary tracks for Reanimator and Bride of Reanimator set to the film's footage publicly available online, so I made some. Please excuse the lower quality of Reanimator, the only footage I could find on such short notice was a vhs rip lol.

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

there are literally ghouls and beasts out on the streets but nobody is talking about it

theyre right outside my door asking for treats.... where the hell are the guards....

we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

we already know whats wrong with herbert west but i wanna know what the HELL is wrong with daniel cain

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& what we’ve learned today is that two men can never just be good friends. they are gay and dating always