⚓The Pirate of All Time⚓

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

for weed ?

thinking about Cupsy☆Yummy

playing across from a tough coolguy with an edgy deck and he goes "I use this effect to destroy your monster" and I go "which one" and he goes "you only have one" and i go "you have to tell me what you're targeting" and he goes "that one" and i go "say it" and he, visibly sweating, goes "c....cupsy. yummy." and i go "wrong that's not what it's called" "wha--" "it's Cupsy☆Yummy" and he goes "how did you do that with your mouth"

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

Oh you should for sure pick that up

#the staff of opening (doors armor skulls and more) (x)