Assigned Thembo At Birth

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao 

where’d that guy find a dinosaur wtf

its in south america. on a small island off the coast of florida there is a dinosaur, a small colony of them. the stegosaur, was among the firecest to ever rome the earth, shown here with paleantologist steven buttswain, who killed Very Many in his time. he died tragically when we drove his segway into the home of t-rex, wear it had made its little home with its little arms, it defended its hom e

11 years ago this blog posted the best and funniest post ever made on this site. the number of times i have said “it defended its hom e” …incalculable

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.