it shall be thus, or whatever

anyone else go absolutely feral when they eat corn on the cob i gotta wash my whole damn face and up to my elbows afterwards

y’all know in zombie movies when they just hunched over a body and eat the entrails while snarling and lunge at anyone who tries to stop it? that me eating corn on the cob i lose any ounce of rationality and black out into a corn eating monster

being wine drunk is like: I’m ready to reply back now.

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk

this is a kgb spy being questioned by the police in 1985

“why were sam and bucky at tonys funeral?” simple. to Flex

“why was sam comforting bucky?” simple. bc he didnt get to 3/3 merk the starks and hes sad about that. please keep him in your thoughts 

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

there are two times of people in this world: people who love mitski and people who don’t know her yet