Servus/Sault/Hello

the most important thing a female character can be is cruel and ambitious. the most important thing a male character can be is a liar and a coward. i will be taking no questions at this time.

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

Winged

Blue

My five year plan is to just see what happens

remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye

‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.

2025 tackiest year in history if i’m being completely honest

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

what, pray the fuck tell, are you talking about

Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this