help me obi juan

if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

what they don’t tell you is you have to be so so careful when you listen to music because sometimes ☝️ it will reflect your experiences

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.