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And it’s way cheaper to do all of that than to continue to fund the police.

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

my [15M] sister [14F] broke this kid [12M] out of an iceberg and now this maniacal prince [16M] and and this crazy admiral [??M] are chasing us around the world

Hi, I [60M] have been through a similar situation with my [16M] nephew and his [??M] admiral. I have found that if you make them both a cup of calming, jasmine tea and sit down with them to talk about your problems, everything can be worked out. Add a game of Pai Sho for even better results!

instructions unclear, my [15M] princess girlfriend [16F] turned into the moon

I need this on a poster

What the lot of you have been doing the past month or so

pardon my flex, but i’ve been doing this for years

the cure to self-sabotage is to anchor yourself to the universal truth that you are worth it. you are worth the effort. you are worth the difficulty, you are worth the time, you are worth the consideration. there is never a point in your life, in time itself, that you are not worth it. return to this truth when you feel yourself slipping. do not let it go.

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