El Protection Squad

Multilingual characters calling their lover pet names in their mother tongue is one of my favorite things.

#multilingual characters switching to their native language when they get too aroused / emotional / angry (via muepin)

Multilingual characters slipping into their mother tongue when they hey drink or are to tired/lazy to bother with the mental acrobatics of speaking the common tongue

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

"all trillionaires and millionaires" you guys do not understand what "ultra wealthy" means. you are talking about anyone in california who owns a house that is not actively falling down

some of you literally think all numbers with "illion" in them are a) the same and b) functionally infinite. playground ass understanding of mathematics

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate