girls in turtle neck sweaters send tweet

i like this gen of pokemon so far but they probably have the worst names of any gen yet also cinderace reminds me of flamedramon kinda

i’m moving tomorrow so i’m packing things up and i just found $2000 under my pc lmaoooo

if a girl with freckles even looks at me i have a panic attack

70 degrees in florida on nov 1st it’s a christmas miracle

roommate just told me he’s moving to tampa with his gf next month when our lease is up so if there’s any generous wealthy people who see this and wanna slide $1000 to the boy hmu

halloween horror nights just started, my car is on its death bed, and i gotta move soon. if anyone wanna throw me 10k hmu

i will nuke this shit out this hurricane if i scares my pups

bro this hurricane needs to mind its own damn business

gonna marry a 6 ft amazon woman so my future children can reach the top shelf

i know bullying is wrong but like we’ve all seen til tok right

gonna start hanging out in front of houses that were used in popular horror movies to meet some hot goth girls